[Word Play Home] [Success] [Failure] [Points to Ponder] [Friendship] [Kindness] [Quips & One-Liners] [Quippable Quotes] [Jokes & Short Stories] [Ridiculous Riddles] [Ants] [Spuds] [Gators] [Nations]

Success Stars--Flashing

SPUDS

Some of These Taters Are
Tasty --and Some Are Duds

Puns Created by Don H. Morris

 

HINT: Say the spud's full name aloud several times.


Tasty Taters

Fasilla Tater
This spud helps everyone she can to do the bes they can.

Common Tater
A "plain folks" or "regular guy" type of spud.

Orient Tater
A friendly spud who shows new folks the ropes.



These Spuds Are Duds

Comment Tater
A spud who talks a lot, but doesn't do much.

Speck Tater
A spud who watches what everybody else is doin'.

Dick Tater
This ole spud is always tryin' to tell other folks what to do.

Emma Tater
A spud who is always copyin' other folks.

Decapuh Tater
People seem to lose their heads when this pud gets busy.

Devas Tater
Things go from bad to worse when this spud shows up.


Have some more? E-mail me. I'll post the best ones.

[Word Play Home] [Success] [Failure] [Points to Ponder] [Friendship] [Kindness] [Quips & One-Liners] [Quippable Quotes] [Jokes & Short Stories] [Ridiculous Riddles] [Ants] [Spuds] [Gators] [Nations]