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Puns Created by Don H. Morris
HINT: Say the name of the country followed by the word "nation".
Car
At least there is always plenty of transportation available and pretty scenery here.
Determuh
Citizens of this counry really go oafter what they want!
Destuh
These people seem to know where they are going and how to get there.
Procratuh
I thought I'd get a visa from the state department to visit, but i haven't gotten around to it.
Hallucuh
I thought I saw something, but it isn't there now.
Elimuh
These folks just don't put up with stuff they don't want -- they get rid of it!
Assuh, Abomuh, and Extermuh
You really don't want to go to these countries, even for a visit.